Montana forgot to train his Muzzztang string on the proper use of a shovel.
“Say not, I will do so to him as he hath done to me: I will render to the man according to his work.”
—Proverbs 24:29 KJV
When duty called, Sheriff Hueston never could follow Susanna’s recipe for Mississippi Mud Pie.
“For thou, Lord, art good, and ready to forgive; and plenteous in mercy unto all them that call upon thee.”
—Psalm 86:5 KJV